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submitted 2 days ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org

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[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you for creating cool:oscopie content!

I hope it's compatible with my best friend Mobilek

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

Thank you for creating content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He will not divide us!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for being optimistic.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

No problem, it's free.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks to Thro@ts, I can cuddle with the local sto@ts!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

*this is not a functionality

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who are you to deny our functionality?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

From

____________________

___thro@ts, inc______

____________________

Date ____today_____

Re: Notice to Cease and Desist for Specific Activity

Dear ______jdr_________,

This letter is served upon due to ________________________false claims_______________ (“Activity”).

If you do not cease the aforementioned Activity, a lawsuit will be commenced against you.

If the Activity continues, we will immediately seek a temporary restraining order in the District Court against you and any accomplices in this matter. We will also seek monetary damages to be proved at trial. Hopefully, this recourse is unnecessary; we have our interests to protect and vigorously do so.

You will not receive another warning letter. If you do not confirm in writing to us by the _to__ day of _________this month______, 20_26_ that you will cease violating our Agreement a lawsuit will be commenced immediately.

Sincerely,

thro@ts legal______________

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did you even know about my accomplices?

You'll be hearing from my counsel as soon as I can get the lawyer app installed on my Mobilek™.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's okay, I got a C&D from Thro@ts for a similar reason a few months ago which I've ignored. I've yet to receive a content court summons.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Hah, I knew it was frivolous barratry all along.

No matter how much money in those deep thro@ts pockets, they'll never suck me dry!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My lesbian neighbors gave me Meta Rayban Display™ Glasses for my birthday.

I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.

[originally submitted to /r/jokes]

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Just get a Casio

[–] pleasureyoucanmeasure@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you for bringing glasshole to my funhole!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

wacom coming in nicely fuccbuddies