Eight year olds dude
I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
SHOMER SHABBOS!
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
secretly Jesus was a rabbi and cared very much about Shabbos.
Yeah but that creep can roll man
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