He really fucking said this apparently. I don’t even know anymore.
I mean, I believe him. I do question why he told all of us this. Same thing as Kanye's tweets about his "activities" with his cousin.
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WTF, is this actually real??
Kanye's tweets about his cousin? Well, he told the whole world and made a song about it called, strangely enough, "COUSINS", (I think, never listened to it tbh). At the very least, he wanted us to all think that he had sexual experiences with his cousin. Frankly, you couldn't waterboard something a tenth as bad out of me.
I meant RFK admitting to snorting coke off a toilet seat, but that's pretty wild too
+2 points for honesty
-10 points for wtf
How is a direct quote satire?
My fucking god he really said that didn’t he. I thought that account posted satire, my bad.
“I said, ‘I'm not scared of a germ.’ You know, I used to snort cocaine off a toilet seat, and I know this disease [addiction] will kill me, right? If I don't treat it, which means, for me, going to meetings every day. It's just bad for my life. So for me, it was survival.”
So what’s the reverse of eating the onion? Because I seriously couldn’t believe that was real at first.
Wait, what was the survival part? The cocaine, the toilet seat, the germs or the meetings?
Regardless of whether it’s true or not or whether it’s satire or not, I think it’s still a good post
It's definitely the coolest thing he's ever said.
kak·is·toc·racy [kakɪˈstɒkrəsi]
noun
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government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state
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a state or society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens
I never saw such talent of choosing people like Trump. Not a single one has a working brain. Not a single one, maybe chosen accidentally. Zero. This is real talent.
Ah maybe for NASA? That billionaire maybe had some talent and that's why he had to replace him with a totally incompetent one.
Well, he always want to be the smartest person in the room so he chooses his staff appropriately.
That man is a personification of disease. Of all the things for him to be in charge of, it's public health.
If there were 4 horsemen of the apocalypse he would be the pestilence.
WHY DO YOUR OPINIONS MATTER????
When will AI be able to do something cool like make me a feature length buddy cop movie starring RFK Jr. and Hunter Biden? Here's the twist: both of them are a cop on the edge.
Who does it off the toilet seat?! Everybody knows you use the back of the toilet! Not the seat!
Side note: I'm glad my days of experimenting with drugs was in the smart phone era. You always had something to put lines out on right in your pocket.