The bigger joke is the bar that allowed him in. π
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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The sad part is now that heβs in the bar nobody is leaving itβ¦
Do you know the difference between a republican and a pedophile?
Me neither.
The barman says "since you don't drink, I am guessing by the stench that you need to change your diaper, Mr President"
He doesn't drink. Just a coke for him
And here I would've figured he was more likely after a half-pint.. π€’π’π€’
Fits his hands better!
(I was referring to its colloquial meaning: a child)