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The average american only eats 2 ounces of cheese a day.

Charles Entertainment Cheese, who eats 7 billion pounds of cheese a day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

Dutch guy here. That's not cheese. Don't you dare place that junk in the same category as our holy (pun intended) gold.

I'm sure France, Switzerland and Italy agree with me.

America has more varieties of cheese than any other country in the world.
While they can be roughly grouped into 3 categories (White, Orange and Mixed), America isn't limited like other countries to using different milk, surface treatment and aging. Instead they can produce unlimited variety by adding specific amounts of hydrogenated mineral oil, synthetic flavoring, modified starch extracts, industrial waste products and high fructose corn syrup.
There's no end to the ~~creativity~~ profitability!

Nice try, nacho cheese doesn't come in blocks

The pound must have gone to shit after Brexit if this is all that 90 quid'll get you.

Thoughts and prayers for the starving Brits.

American here. Actually this is only about half of the cheese I eat in a day.

The US would have to be made of milk. Idk what the conversion rate is, but we're talking a couple of feet of milk on the ground at all times.

I mean you'd have to make the cheese just for a spot of dry land.

Eventually, the milk would overcome the US and then the World.

It's the Milky Way.

It's in their constitution.

That's the average, I eat that for breakfast. My local deli has twice daily cheese shipments just to replace what I had for breakfast.

Nothing beats a sausage, egg, and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese on a toasted everything bagel.

Sorry, I may have skewed the numbers a little bit.

I used to for sure. I was raised in the midwest in the 80s and taught to drink milk by the gallon. Once I became an adult I stopped eating so much dairy and felt way better. The USA in the 80s-90s when I grew up was rife with health disinformation and straight up lies to the consumer.

On the other hand, I never saw so much cheese as when I went to Europe and saw the cheese aisles in France and Netherlands. And you can buy entire wheels at Euro farmer markets. Most traditional Dutch food is ham and cheese type dishes. I asked my Dutch friend his favorite food and he said he likes Thai food lmao.

American “cheese”

CHEESE GROMIT

And they be shiddin and fardin all over the joint.

I wish I had 90lbs of cheese money

Is that with the plastic on or off?

Not even remotely close to true, but holy fuck could you imagine trying to suck all that down?

Pffft, I wish. I doubt i have more than 3 pounds of cheese in my fridge.

If I could afford it, I'd eat that much cheese too.

I will NOT let that sink in.

I have no idea what that thing has gotten into.