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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You guys are getting privacy dividers and drawers?

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[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

After noon chair race heats down the long hall? Finals every Friday. Is that just me?!

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

ok but those are the same cisco phones they have at CTU in 24, I wouldn't get too complacent

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

It's where they book Casting Couch events. My friend says, anyway. I don't how what that is.

[–] LemmyShemmy@aussie.zone -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People with no self respect are the ones doing 9-5. Anyone worked a 9-5 know how shit people are .

Would rather sell drugs than doing 9-5

[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

May I ask what you do for a living?

[–] LemmyShemmy@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Was a 9-5. Now I live life on the edge 😉

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