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You have a button in front of you. It will make you and your loved ones happy forever and bring world peace, but there's a catch. It makes your legal name Rupert. (literature.cafe)
submitted 20 hours ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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(if its already your name thats cheating)

Do you press it?

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

shrug legal names can be changed.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Call me Rupert twice bitch.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, wait, which rupert?

[–] cm0002@literature.cafe 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

THAT rupert

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Nice! I'm in!