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are you a cop? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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if you are you have to tell me

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

Ima coppa, your unapologetic mike droppa Get in the back of my ride, ain't got nowhere to hide

[–] iloveDigit@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The "have to tell" thing isn't true. In fact, I'm not even allowed to answer you directly, because I'm here undercover

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you my NSA person or are you here for someone else?

[–] iloveDigit@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Neither, I'm your friend and I'm here for you if you need to talk

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Ooop! That's exactly what my NSA agent would say 👈😉👈

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Are you the rat?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

.sǝᴉɹɹnp dɐǝɥɔ ǝɯos ʇǝƃ oʇ doɥs doɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇɐnɾ sɐʍ I .ɐddoɔ ɐ ʇou sʇɐoʇ ,ǝʇɐɯ ɐu

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 1 day ago

No (you can trust me because I'd have to tell)