Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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Priorities change (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/raccoons@lemmy.world

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we put literally trillions into developing ai yet practically nothing into cross training raccoons to order door dash for us

honestly i'd trust a smart phone savvy raccoon with access to my door dash account before an ai

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I don't trust delivery apps. But I trust raccoons.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I saw a raccoon on my drive home yesterday. It was a good day

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Raccoons once broke in and stole a pack of cookies from me. I woke up and chased them out, but they kept the cookies and we're not going to give them back no matter what.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sometimes you have to share the joy

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They earned those cookies. Stupid cat just slept there like nothing happened?!

[–] Randynippletwist@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

Still 10 years behind the curve, you're gonna wish you got an assault raccoon one morning in the near future

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

How am I supposed to wear gloves if I had a raccoon instead of a ring on my finger? 🤔