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Which one is it? ๐Ÿ‘€ (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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New genre of aneurysm just dropped guys

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[โ€“] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

dude can't count to fish

today's education man

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

"There's plenty of fish in the sea."

"Okay, but I need an exact number."

[โ€“] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everybody knows fish is 3 and bird is 7.

[โ€“] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HERESY! Everyone know fish is 4 and bird is 8!

[โ€“] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HEARSAY! Everyone knows fish is 3 and bird is 7!

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HORSEY! *whinnie*

[โ€“] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

WHORESON Junior. *Igni*

[โ€“] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

somehow this feels correct...

[โ€“] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

First guess is they wanted lower case/exact match and threw the wrong error code. But who knows.

[โ€“] Sidhean@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

If the number African or European?