What is that woman's pose though? It looks like she was about to knee him in the groin but was interrupted by someone trying to take their picture.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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Money can't buy you class. A guillotine would look much better on him.
I'm sure she likes him for his personality (lie)
So, tell me Mrs Bezos, what first drew you to the billionaire Jeff Bezos?
Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:
Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.
Becomes fabulously wealthy.
Marries bridge troll.
Money can't buy class y'all.
They say never hit a man with glasses in the face, but I say we need to think outside the box.
Doesn't count for billionaire fascist pieces of shit. Look at the guy. Look at him. Money or not, I half expected this to be Andrew Tate.
i mean, that quite clearly doesn't apply to sunglasses
The tuck on that shirt is too straight and flat... Is this one of those adult onsies that buttons together underneath?
When do ya think he started taking the testosterone?
Same time as elol got his hair transplant
What is so special about his shirt? Am I missing something?
They price the shirt based on how complicated the pattern is.
I'm way out of my area of knowledge here. Places like Indonesia have very complex batik patterns and not designer prices. I know he would have tailored, so that side, what is different here?