If vegans don't eat shoes, why do they keep buying vegan shoes?
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
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Just because we don't eat them doesn't mean we don't like to give them the occasional tongue bath

You don't bathe the rest of the shoe? Vegans are so weird.
Ok Margaret

I can hear that meme!