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Cat: I am a cat not a baby. Make a baby if you want a baby. *slaps mug off of bench*

Sorry kitty wants it raw.

All the poor Kitty wants is a new playmate.

I mean.... At least you noticed before using them 😅

Why buy tuna flavoured??

Make baby, not war.

The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it's warm face.

We have to literally lock up the wife's toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we'd had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up in his cat tree hut looking very smug.

Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he's a bastard.

It's Shinzo Abe's reincarnation.

Kitty wants a tiny human.

Someone wants babies, and it's not you :D

Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.

The thumb, does it hurt? ;)

Cats really love latex for some reason. 

I've had a cat eat a used johnny from the bin

It's not like those are going to fit me, so I, as a cat, am not going to have any use for those things!!! ;-)

You're lucky the foil pouches held up, those things could cause an obstruction if he ate them. It looks like they were just irresistibly chompy.

kitty loved your partner, they want them to stay

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