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If I were arrested, what would you think I did? (digipres.cafe)
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[โ€“] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Copyright infringement, judging by your Lemmy history. ๐Ÿ˜›

[โ€“] Shadow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Identity theft, you're not the real cm0002

[โ€“] cm0002@digipres.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

:โ 0

[โ€“] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Conspiracy to commit public nudity.

[โ€“] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Raccoon husbandry without a license.

[โ€“] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Illegal use of 'The Shocker' on a police officer.

[โ€“] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Cat turd smuggling

[โ€“] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Opening a gift early? A 12-year-old boy unwrapped his Christmas Nintendo Gameboy a day ahead; his mom called cops to teach a lesson, landing him in custody