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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Walking in general is illegal in the US.

Acceptable modes of transport are: Canyonero, Tesla, or e-bike from Amazon.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Anything that damages the environment and is sold by a rich fuck will do

[–] nightmare786@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

yes

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, they go straight to Jayl.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Jayme on them.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only when they cross the road.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if it's a chicken named Jay?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

That really depends on location.

Rural chicken named Jay? That's fine, he can cross.

City chicken named Jay, nope, that's a crime.

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

No, just for Kevins

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This post should be illegal

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

It is easy for you to say that given that your name isn't Jay...

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but maybe the law changes after the Jayrremandering.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's illegal for people called Miguel to walk in the USA

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Or Alex or Renée

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Its legal until youre forced to identify yourself to unidentified "federal agents" during your daily stop and frisk.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago