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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 103 points 11 months ago

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.

[-] dauerstaender@feddit.de 25 points 11 months ago
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Nuclear Fire

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 99 points 11 months ago

This is the best bert strip I've ever read

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 46 points 11 months ago

This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

It's honestly all downhill from here

[-] dauerstaender@feddit.de 22 points 11 months ago

The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The big bird running one is probably the best though.

[-] stammi@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago
[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.

[-] HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’ve been thinking about this for days now, which honestly is a huge compliment since ADD. It is so perfect down to the last line. Consider me a conbert

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 83 points 11 months ago

My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

What a strange thing to read without context.

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 34 points 11 months ago

This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.

[-] CoconutKnight@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago

This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.

[-] Designate6361@beehaw.org 9 points 11 months ago

I came here to cringe not to feel

[-] HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This screenplay deserves to be seen. Standing ovation

[-] dauerstaender@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Would make for better laughs than any comedian ever could

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

I can imagine his voice!

this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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