this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

"I want to be a conscientious objector."

"AR-NOLD!"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“At my old school, we never sodomized nazis with our bayonets!”

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Your old school was lame then

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] benpott30@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Ms sizzle is more like it.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

CRUISIN ON DOWN NORMANDY

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 3 months ago

Nine~~teen~~ Ni-ni-ni-nine~~teen~~

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Alright kids, time to shrink down and head into enemy territory