this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

CRUISIN ON DOWN NORMANDY

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

"I want to be a conscientious objector."

"AR-NOLD!"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

“At my old school, we never sodomized nazis with our bayonets!”

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Your old school was lame then

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Nine~~teen~~ Ni-ni-ni-nine~~teen~~

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Alright kids, time to shrink down and head into enemy territory