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How does the office building of your dreams look like? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Completely underground, with parkland above.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 1 points 6 days ago

The home (s) I live in and have been working from for 25+ years. Note that during that time I've travelled around the country, lived in multiple states and cities, have had many different employers and work when it's convenient for me.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

Scorched earth

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

An entryway fountain that is filled with the blood of the billionaire owners. Each office is fitted with a guillotine for when new ownership takes over.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Masturbating alcoves and cocaine slides.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One long, never-ending hallway that you have to walk down all the way to the end, but people keep jumping out from corners that you cannot possibly see and asking you to do paperwork.

If you get fired, you have to start over from the beginning.