this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 2 days ago

So, how long have you been a girl?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago

Actually hell of an opening line!

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's a great start!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

She will flirt back after less than a minute of indecision. The fuzzy guy in the background though. He’s always the hardest to connect with, but he’s worth it.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 points 2 days ago

I do that on flights...