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Are you someone or do you know someone who puts their hands in someone else's pockets? Call 1800-handsy and become a ventriloqist today.

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[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago

I want what they have

[โ€“] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah lara and elin seem like they need a bed but are too fsr away from one.

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not gonna lie, Lara and Elin ar giving me lesbian vibes.

[โ€“] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But maybe they're just really good friends and long term roommates who happen to co-own a Subaru. (This comment is just an attempt to cause laughter.)

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god they were subarumates!

[โ€“] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Oh my god, they were roommates!

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 22 hours ago

Thx, it has pockets, wanna try them?

[โ€“] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 22 hours ago

I had an ex that used to like to put her hand in my back pocket. My wife has a few times as well (and generally takes every opportunity to touch my butt).

[โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

I have seen many people put their hand in their partner's back pocket, and I've been...uhmmm...caressed a hanful of times via my front pocket.

Its been many years since I've seen this though. I wonder if it's something that died with skinny jeans.

[โ€“] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lara and Elin put their hands in someone else's pockets.

[โ€“] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now the question is, who's the ventriloqist and who's the ventriloqee?

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We call them tops & bottoms.

[โ€“] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Elin is the top clearly with those shoes. Make her higher

Not THAT pocket!

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Lara and Elin.

I like to check my hubbys pockets for money.

Pickpockets.