I’d withdraw it all and buy gourd futures. OR, you can invest it into political betting
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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This reminds me of the sesame seed investment in Silicon Valley tv. Just having the craziest investment ideas lol. I’m Not that “brave”
I suspect you're getting downvoted because the guy in your picture is a tool.
Unfortunately I don't know enough about US based finances to have any useful advice for you.
Interesting point in the picture but Ty for looking into it!
I don't think you've listed what you (and your partner's?) financial timeline is. The number of years you have until needing to draw upon the nestegg is crucial for any discussion that involves retirement savings.
Also, I may want to also post to !personalfinance@lemmy.ml
Thank you! I have 30 years til retirement and current 22% bracket at the moment! Also thank you for the advise on the posting. I just added it there
Which tax advantaged account doesn't matter to growth or liquidity.
For growth, what matters is what you're holding in the accounts.
And you can't take any of it out until retirement, so viscosity doesn't even matter much.
Beyond that answering your question would require knowing the current distribution.
In short I think you're confidently looking at this the wrong way and need to talk to a professional to get things straightened out.