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Went to a former neighbor, because she needed some help with her notebook. Asked her where her WiFi access point is. “I have none, because I react badly to it”. When I was living there, I saw like 60 different Wi-Fi’s (SSID), as it was in the city center with shops/businesses relying on it.
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I never understood this. Especially with Karens that are also white supremacists.
Tanning? I don't tan, but I have tanned. I'm a 38 year old dude. One, it feels wonderful, especially if you're somewhere with a harsh winter and no sun for months. You hop in there and it's six or eight minutes of fantastic.
Second, everyone looks better tan, and so yeah, not exactly white supremacist, but they're not smart people to begin with.
Reminds me of a new colleague. She's quite pretty, but last time I saw her (after like 2 months) I didn't recognize her at all because she had the skin color of a pumpkin.