Ironically I think bringing someone a Krusty Krab Pizza is one of the better reasons to go out into such weather.
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It's because Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza, for you and meeEEEEeeeeee
I remember 15 years ago when work from home was definitely not a thing for most people and the expectation to be there no matter what was big still... i remember at least a dozen times where i definitely should not have been on the road and it was super scary. And in the end for what? To sit at a desk where i got dumb problems fixed that could have waited. I remember when i stopped caring and just called out instead. Thankfully now i just work at home and just smile when looking at the snow fall, although it still sucks because i have to shovel it after still.