science

Geez, that frickin' hype language.

"We... (dramatic pause, drum roll)... don't know their end goal!!!!!!”

”What they are saying, howeverrrrrr, we just don't know"

Like its a harmful alien lifeform invading us. I get it, you want science to be exciting for the broad public but damn, this just sounds idiotic. It is a new structure that hasn't been found before, we don't know how it regulates anything and they are looking into that. I am sure you can come up with something decent halfway between what I wrote and what the article says.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38291328/

Probably the 'horse's mouth'

Great diversity and survival options. We were similarly scientifically astonished when we discovered plasmids and again when we discovered that our mitochondrial dna is passed down from our maternal lines, then our discovery that we are 'bags of viruses'. Then we unfolded understanding of RNA. This is equally amazing and I still have my mind blown. I cannot wait until this is explored and reported further!

They're saying, "We need to find my menhir. Dogmatix, have you seen my menhir?"

Original manuscript

Save it, as the chances this will get retracted are astronomical. 

I knew the Borg Nanobots would be found eventually.

Pluribus. 🤔