this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

The first indication of danger should have been the unexpected life insurance policy paperwork in last week's mail that said nothing but "Cat" for the list of beneficiaries.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Step 4

Step 5

Step 7

Step 10

Step 13

Ground Floor

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Step 2.5: Bitch about how the useless human step on me

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Step 4 eat owner's dead body.

My asshole cat does shit like this all the time.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Why would you buy carpet the same colour as your cat! You were asking for that problem. Entirely your own fault.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nonononono

Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How come no one knows the meme anymore ;_;

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I think in the original meme, you were allowed to reply with a fill in the blank for the “???” step.