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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gotta post this to the !RichardScarryPosting community. This looks like something Goldbug would drive around in.

[–] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

If I was a worm, this is the sort of car I would drive.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Custom made for a commercial my dreams will remain dreams.

[–] Alb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Do you know the brand of this micro-car? Or did it remain a concept car?

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pea is ~~stored in~~ the balls?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

it is ball shaped so the pea is stored in the balls.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you here what they did to Pluto?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That’s messed up, right?

This also made me immediately think of The Blueberry.

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's what she said ...

[–] hesh@quokk.au 3 points 2 months ago

One fender bender and you're rolling for miles

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

0/10 this could have been a hexagon