this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God I would love to be shoved up an alien orifice.

I’d probably cum so hard I’d get them preggers.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let’s just hope their orifices don’t have any means of mastication. 😏🦷

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you kidding?

Getting masticated would make me cum harder.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't believe public mastication is still legal

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think that’s enough internet for today. You win.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, that's...really something!

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It better be. I drained an entire iPad charge to make this. 😅

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

February 30.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay are those two MALE aliens?!?! Yuck.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Low hanging fruit my friend

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only the best for you, my little glycemic hedgehog. ☺️