this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

You should steal the gasoline from cop cars. It's like hitting 2 birds with 1 stone

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago

Its an annoyance, not a weapon

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Glass jars pick up fingerprints easily, and can be easily traced. Water balloons would be safer.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Bonus tip: yell "jarate!" when you throw it

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

"Bombs away!"

"Heads up!"

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 9 points 10 hours ago

Gigachad supersoaker full of piss

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

I was also thinking that people should be carrying liquid fart and douse themselves in it or somehow douse the Ice hole. ICE are a bunch of wusses and wouldn't dare put you in their car and have to smell that. Sure it would be hell for yourself but they might think twice.