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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How long till this satire becomes reality.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> post is from 2013

> has xbox one pic attached

> me thinking he predicted the xbox one because no way was the new console already out back then

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

no, that can't be right. xbox one is still fairly new. not even that many years old. idk what ur talking about

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Nono, it's old. We've had 359 more versions since then.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

It was first released in North America, parts of Europe, Australia, and South America in November 2013

Unfortunately so, welcome to getting old

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago

It's like anon adapted the plot of a black mirror episode. Had to look it up, Black Mirror started airing in 2011, so yeah - anon was probably inspired by it, but it's good work.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Prescient af.