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Oh great, another nahual
He cares because you do.
Dirty little boy, watching the water flow past in the canal.
W̷̝̃̈Á̷̰̭̻͓̹̫͈͔͗́͆T̴̗̘̩̓̋̄͛̽̀̀̚C̵̬̓̓̑͝Ĥ̵̹̤͓͔͙̬͑̋̕͘͝ͅI̶̛͚͙̬̿͂́̓̽̋̀̿̚N̷̨̗̦̩͔͔̰̅͜Ǵ̵͔̏͌̅̋͝ T̶̹̟͌͒̓͋̀Ḥ̶̑̊̉̓̔͂͝E̶͔̣̿̈́̈͆͒͑̂̀̚ Ẁ̸̨͈͇̹̰͑̔̆͗̀̕͜͠Ą̶̮̽͆͋͐̀Ṱ̸̡͇̰̩͔̼́̈́̒͌̇̽̾̌̕͝ͅE̸̹͈̜̪͉̬͖̬̗͌͋Ŕ̶̪͎̒̾̊̅̅͛͘͝ F̶̧̰̲͉̖͓͊Ļ̵̞̹̺̼̪̻̤͎̐Ö̷͈͍̜̓̂̽͝W̴̬͍̞͖͚̹̙̦͚̯̋̽̓͗̕̕̚͠ P̶̗̙̖͇̌̇̀͛̆̂̌̈́́A̵̝͙̻̣̓͋Ś̶̭̱̦̼͓́͂͋͝͠T̶̨̨͕̥̐̀̌̆̇̎̅̆ Î̶̧̭̞͎͈͓̓͒͐͝N̶͖͇̣̙̓̂͊̅́͑͜ T̷̡̼̫̟̏̎H̷͕̣̲̲̝̟͓̃͒̈̅͗́́͊̚͜Ę̴̛̜̂̂̅̿́́͝ C̴̢̛̗̹̣̪̍͂́͑̎̃̉̚͠A̵̛͖͇̜͋̍̈́͐̾͠͝Ň̵̨͚̤͎̺̜͒̐͌͊͜͝A̶̟̥̻̺͈̬͔̼͓͊̿̃̆̅͑̈́͜Ḷ̸̛͙̮̩͖̥̱̰̙̞̒.̶̢̡͕̫̜̞̭̉͑̓̕͝
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Hey
Im going to steal and eat all ur bread for posting this
I have no bread. Suffer
Thrice I’ve scrolled past this now, and each time I’ve felt mildly grossed out.
Why, mushroom guy?
Fun
Hay is for horses.