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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thrice I’ve scrolled past this now, and each time I’ve felt mildly grossed out.

Why, mushroom guy?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Dirty little boy, watching the water flow past in the canal.

W̷̝̃̈Á̷̰̭̻͓̹̫͈͔͗́͆T̴̗̘̩̓̋̄͛̽̀̀̚C̵̬̓̓̑͝Ĥ̵̹̤͓͔͙̬͑̋̕͘͝ͅI̶̛͚͙̬̿͂́̓̽̋̀̿̚N̷̨̗̦̩͔͔̰̅͜Ǵ̵͔̏͌̅̋͝ T̶̹̟͌͒̓͋̀Ḥ̶̑̊̉̓̔͂͝E̶͔̣̿̈́̈͆͒͑̂̀̚ Ẁ̸̨͈͇̹̰͑̔̆͗̀̕͜͠Ą̶̮̽͆͋͐̀Ṱ̸̡͇̰̩͔̼́̈́̒͌̇̽̾̌̕͝ͅE̸̹͈̜̪͉̬͖̬̗͌͋Ŕ̶̪͎̒̾̊̅̅͛͘͝ F̶̧̰̲͉̖͓͊Ļ̵̞̹̺̼̪̻̤͎̐Ö̷͈͍̜̓̂̽͝W̴̬͍̞͖͚̹̙̦͚̯̋̽̓͗̕̕̚͠ P̶̗̙̖͇̌̇̀͛̆̂̌̈́́A̵̝͙̻̣̓͋Ś̶̭̱̦̼͓́͂͋͝͠T̶̨̨͕̥̐̀̌̆̇̎̅̆ Î̶̧̭̞͎͈͓̓͒͐͝N̶͖͇̣̙̓̂͊̅́͑͜ T̷̡̼̫̟̏̎H̷͕̣̲̲̝̟͓̃͒̈̅͗́́͊̚͜Ę̴̛̜̂̂̅̿́́͝ C̴̢̛̗̹̣̪̍͂́͑̎̃̉̚͠A̵̛͖͇̜͋̍̈́͐̾͠͝Ň̵̨͚̤͎̺̜͒̐͌͊͜͝A̶̟̥̻̺͈̬͔̼͓͊̿̃̆̅͑̈́͜Ḷ̸̛͙̮̩͖̥̱̰̙̞̒.̶̢̡͕̫̜̞̭̉͑̓̕͝

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im going to steal and eat all ur bread for posting this

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I have no bread. Suffer

[–] Fer24@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Oh great, another nahual

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Hay is for horses.