Awwww yea mf, it's happening.....

A community about hydrogen and its use as a way to fight climate change.
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User: Giddy up.
A.I. Horse: "Giddy up" is a classic expression used to urge a horse to start moving or go faster, often heard in cowboy culture or Western settings. Would you like me to start moving?
User: [sighs] Yes.
A.I. Horse: What is your destination?
User: I don't know. A restaurant maybe?
A.I. Horse: Do I have your permission to use your location to determine the number of restaurants nearby?
User: [sighs] Yes.
A.I. Horse: I have determined there are 38 restaurants within a 1-mile radius. Would you like them sorted by distance, cuisine, price, or Google ratings?
User: Just stop and let me off...
After picking a restaurant:
Horse: Away we go
User: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Who (ow) thought (ow) this (ow) seat (ow) was (ow) a good (ow) idea (ow)?
Riding a real horse can already break your balls (fairly literally), I can hardly imagine how much worse an Aluminum horse would be.