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Fuck it, we ball! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@toast.ooo to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 21 points 3 months ago

Goblin Mode is definitely high energy and only pleasant for the one goblining or other goblins

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Fuck it we ball" is anti-spherical language. Think instead, "Fuck non-Euclidean shapes."

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's rude, I quite enjoy non-eucliden shapes :3

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Welcome to my sphere of fuck.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We are so fucking back should not touch the low energy end

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

And goblin mode should be at the top of energy

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is "fuck it we ball" unpleasant? And where is "send it" on the spectrum?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

this is the most confusing political compass i've ever seen.