this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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A lovely oldie from the archive.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could you imagine trying to explain it to your wife that you picked up an alien STI?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“What? No, it has always been this color! And the tentacles too, I swear.”

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Honestly, I wouldn't put it past you to actually draw that

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More wholesome than what I'm used to from you, I like it

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I like to intersperse my dick puke fart jokes with something sweet every now and then. It keeps people on their toes. 😌

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like puke on my toes, too squishy and warm

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Ironically, if you puke on your toes, the puke goes further and misses your toes completely. 🤓