Could you imagine trying to explain it to your wife that you picked up an alien STI?
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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“What? No, it has always been this color! And the tentacles too, I swear.”
Honestly, I wouldn't put it past you to actually draw that
More wholesome than what I'm used to from you, I like it
Yeah, I like to intersperse my dick puke fart jokes with something sweet every now and then. It keeps people on their toes. 😌
I don't like puke on my toes, too squishy and warm
Ironically, if you puke on your toes, the puke goes further and misses your toes completely. 🤓