Whenever anyone says "meteorologist", I hear "Meaty Urologist", which is something different entirely
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Hunka hunka burnin... pee?
2 hunks and a burn is a clear sign of a kidney stone.
I don't get it
What do you call someone who studies the weather?
A meteorologist.
Me neither.
I hope it's not just mixing up "meteor" with "meteorology", but this hope is sinking the longer I think about it...
Yes I think it's just the opposite of the study of weather being meteor-ology. Or rather, weather man = meteorologist = meteor scientist I guess, feeling dumb
It's a version of "why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? What's up with thattttt?"