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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

is he drunk at the time, that is the question, he makes ruling how drunk he is at the time.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

Clown ass country

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 51 points 8 hours ago

This is some Streisand level incompetence. Trying to say Kavanaugh Stops aren't based on blatant racism after authoring the decision saying racism was a legitimate reason to stop someone reeks of desperation. He isn't thinking clearly, must be drunk.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 9 points 5 hours ago

Good. He's going to be there for a while, good that he can recognize and try to correct a mistake.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago

Y’all tossed the Constitution away. Stop trying to pretend you didn’t.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 74 points 9 hours ago

"It hic-, it duzzint count if I don' remember making the hic-, the ruling!"

-Brett "I like beer and raping" Kavanaugh

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 64 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Most of the time it's an honor to have something named after you.

Sometimes it's not.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 48 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Most of the time it's an honor to have something named after you.

Sometimes it's not.

-- Lou Gehrig

[–] Krono@lemmy.today 10 points 6 hours ago

Having a disease named after you must be a real pain in the kirk.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How wild was it that Lou Gehrig got Lou Gehrig’s disease‽

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

"How'd he not see that one coming?

Hey, Lou! There's a disease with your name all over it, pal!"

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait until you find out about Tommy John....

Tommy John Surgery

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I only know of Tommy Bahama.

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

-- Michael Scott

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 33 minutes ago

sanitorium.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

If you see santorum, there's a party going on!

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

I almost Romney all over the couch.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Well... now we know there is no conviction there, and he can be easily manipulated by public opinion.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah all this says is he's not qualified for the fucking job when his convictions are that flimsy

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 8 points 5 hours ago

Nah I prefer one that can change under pressure to an indifferent bastard like Thomas.