My mind is ruined of these thanks to my grandmother who, in her final years once proclaimed 'I can't eat figs, they feel like Delbert's testicles in my mouth'.
Thing is, Delbert was... my grandfather's brother.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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At least, in your case, it was not the dog's.
3 figs in one picture? That's a gif.
Figgg
Add some hair and it would exactly look like my sack.
No, you remove some hair and if will look exactly like this fig.
I shave my sac, but the two and a half-balls is correct.
Talk about a sigfig.
This bad boy can fit so many wasps in it
doesn't fig around
Three times the fun
Has anyone seen my figs!? Anybody?