Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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I'd like to get all up in that hallway
That is one smooth hallway
Looks like a vulva
Looks more like a hallway than a Swedish car to me, but to each their own. Maybe it's like that dress that was either white and gold or black and blue.
To me it looks more like a corridor, but maybe the long drawn-out nature of it is what made them think of the wait for Half-Life 3?
Leading to a place that as Lemmy users, we may never see.
Almost needs an NSFW tag.
I had to scroll this full image into view and let me tell you. I was expecting something else.
Quite a risky scroll. Well played OP, well played.
I must be permanently stuck in the muck, since all I see is NSFW. What saves it from being such?
I'd recommend zooming in. Human thighs don't usually have electrical outlets or skirting boards, vulvas don't usually have ceiling lights, etc.
TY for the straight answer. Much appreciated!
Anything for a fellow ape that's as sanctimonious as I am. Ape together strong.
Are you an AI? What stops it is what the picture is...
I'll admit as I get older my brain ain't what it used to be, but unlike AI I'm usually not faking it.
Yeah, the internet has ruined me.
This one of those AI things?
I wouldn't be surprised.
A foto from @zeel_freel
Why don't you people just search for yourself before claiming, it's really annoying.
That doesn’t make it not AI.
First, it was a question. Second, not sure what to google as it’s a picture of hallway with ZERO credit given to the author (shame on you OP). Third, it’s still not clear as the album is a bunch of photoshopped images. Maybe not AI, but definitely photoshop to look this way? Fourth, I’ll think of something fourth in a little while.
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Or maybe people should cite the source in the description when they post artist images.
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You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Imagine, if you will, a corridor: long, beige, and utterly unremarkable. Now imagine that same corridor as part of a person, breathing, blinking, and regarding you with quiet indignation. For Martin Hale, these two visions are one and the same.
Mr. Hale is a reasonable man in an unreasonable predicament. He opens a door and finds not a passageway, but a person. He averts his eyes out of courtesy only to walk headlong into a wall that insists it was never flesh at all. Doctors tell him his vision is perfect. Friends tell him to relax. Architects, however, have begun filing complaints.
Tonight’s story is not about desire, nor about indecency. It is about perception and what happens when the human mind, in a final act of rebellion, refuses to label the world correctly. For Mr. Hale, every hallway is exposed, every person an empty space to be passed through.
You are about to enter a place where context collapses, where the ordinary becomes profoundly inappropriate, and where the most dangerous thing is not what you see but what you think you’re seeing.
You’ve just stepped into…The Twilight Zone.
After you open it if you squint you can still fap to it
You might not need to squint. That looks like it could be real mahogany flooring.
Wood
Nice. That's at least a triple entendre, by my count.
No hotdog?
It's in the ceiling at the end of the hallway.
The five and a half minute hallway?
This picture goes from “damnit I’m a pervert” to “Aaaand I’m stuck in the backrooms” really quick
That would be a good SCP: something that looks like a sexy human, but it's really just the backrooms' lure in the form of a hole in spacetime.
D-Class 667219 please proceed down the hallway. “Umm doc? Is it normal to be aroused by a hallway? This is freaking me out more than anything, and I used to clean 682’s cell”
That lighting is... bedazzling.
It's not bad, but I could do without it. Personally, I think a dark fabric covering on the ceiling would look better.
Someone'd have to specifically tend to such a luxurious display, no doubt. Also, red would be better.
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