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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago
[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The better joke: God created over a septillion stars, orders of magnitude more planets, but cares about your 2026 outlook.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 5 days ago

I mean God is a fictional character but within the context of the work yes that's the point

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

With the mental lunatic currently still in office, our (US) best hope is 2028…

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Are you kidding ... my best hope is the American people because they are the ones who can change this at any time ... but none of them so so it means that there is no hope ... in 2026, 2028 or any other year, until the American mentality changes.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

That's the ultimate truth.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I meant 28 is the earliest point most likely anything would even happen. I’m not saying everything rides on the next election.

[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

And he's saying the earliest point is when Americans get their shit together. And I agree.

It could happen as early as in a month or as late as never.

You have literal fascists in your government committing war crimes and no one does anything about that.

What will change in 28? Are people suddenly gonna start caring and grow some balls to resist fascists? I don't think so. Your government will become so fascist and people so oppressed you won't have any elections or any chance to resist.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bb bb but the new nikes just dropped, and a Star Wars is coming out.

...A culture of privilege and arrogance that blames the people they funded for things to be this way so they could lead gluttonous lives on top of the worth of other human beings.

And don't get me wrong, I'm American... I haven't done anything either but I've gone through the surrealism and denialism enough to understand it's the cold truth.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

I know it may be difficult for some to believe, especially from the outside looking in, but the sea change in the US is in progress.

With the ongoing suppression of our media and the limited means of the average household to reach an audience beyond their local government, it may be hard to see the trees for the forest in a nation that’s so spread out, but we currently have at least one national general strike scheduled, and with every public protest the resistance seems to grow exponentially.

Progressive campaigns like Mamdani’s are spreading and succeeding in many districts once considered solidly MAGA territory. It may take many more months for all of these efforts to reach the national scale and even longer to make it into the international headlines, but it appears Americans haven’t yet given up or fully taken to glassy-eyed complacency.

Whether it’s enough has yet to be seen. I would just offer that perhaps they’re not yet done fighting for their democracy.

I wonder which laws are set to expire in 2028 and which are set to take effect. It's strange how that year has been mentioned in more than one.

[–] Xylight 13 points 5 days ago

how did we manage to ai generate one of the most common templates in existence (gemini logo in bottom right) (or maybe it's there for funny)

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

There's no god, but this is still funny.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 5 days ago

If it ever existed then it abandoned this failed project a long time ago.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

God abandoned us a long time ago

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

You have all been a divine disappointment.

https://youtu.be/7bh8ZswJHL4