First they came for our shows but I didn’t stand up because I could ignore the ads. Then they came for our appliances but I didn’t stand up because I couldn’t afford them. Now they’ve come for our assholes and there’s no one left to stand up for me.
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Wanna wipe? Gotta have a phone. Gotta pay. Gotta watch propaganda.
What a dump.
Wana wipe? Gotta have a screwdriver and a disregard for corporate property.
BYOTP
Someone at Meta is drooling over this.
China is a communist country /s
Time to EDC TP.
That reads as stupid as it was to type.
Thinking about it: There should be a contest to see who can fit the most functionality into the tube.
Future winner: "It wasn't easy to cram a fully functional oscilloscope inside... I had to shave off bits off the tooth brush handle, but ultimately it turned out great!"
A report in 2017 said that a park in Beijing has installed toilet paper dispensers with facial recognition to stop visitors from taking too much loo roll, media reports say.
The new machines, placed at the average heights for men and women, dispense strips of toilet paper measuring about 60 to 70cm (24 to 27.5 inches) to each person.
They will not dispense more paper to the same person until after nine minutes have passed.
In September this year, reports show that there is a next phase of commercializing and surveillance: China's public toilets exchange tissue for ads -- (1 min, here is an Invidious link)
Charging to use public restrooms isn’t new in China or other parts of the world but having to watch an advertisement before being granted access to toilet paper is. Now, some social media users are criticizing the concept as “dystopian.”
Or you can bring wet wipes with you.


