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submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jinni@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

That is why I asked for a fucking therapist Santa!!! And you never give me one.

YOU MADE ME!!!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Yo Santa I can explain my wikifeet search history

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 days ago

Creeper.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

No, no, dear Santa, you are incorrect. I do not need to visit my therapist, I simply belong to the psychiatric asylum. 🙃

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

🤫

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I prefer sparkling nuts

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Hot Topic T-shirt-ass meme

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I don’t mind it but it’s not good behavior

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 5 days ago

You're stalking me and talking about how I'm disturbed? My friend Harvey the rabbit and I are very disappointed by your hypocrisy.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 days ago

But it feels so right.