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submitted 3 weeks ago by crumbgrabber@lemmy.world to c/Crumbgrabber@lemmy.world

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's definitely a splitter.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure there's a realistic way out of that situation that doesn't kill you.

[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Start by contacting the power company to turn off the power.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Direct feed into your brain - you'll never have a better experience (or anyexperience, for that matter).

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Free electricity for the rest of your life.*

^^*Only ^^3 ^^seconds ^^remaining ^^in ^^your ^^life