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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

We are bioluminescent, though.

The real problem is our vision is too shit to detect it.

Glow on, beautiful people!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Adding bioluminescence to basically anything is possible with CRISPR technology. Green fluorescent protein is so easy to splice in that they use it in labs to test if other genetic mods were successful. Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'll never be bioluminescent

Spoken like someone who has never injested lethal amounts of radioactive isotopes before. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

That's not bioluminescence

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

With strontium 90 and the courage to act anything is possible.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

But... we already are.

Luminous beings are we, Yoda said a while ago.

More recently, research confirmed.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Right in the feels.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Does that genuinely bother anyone? I like looking at it, not being it.

[–] RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bitch, I got glow in the dark nail polish.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

It is the realm of man to engineer what evolution never gave us.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

It is not that difficult to make a virus with a bioliminus protein (and it's apparatus) and inject your self with it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

I've got black body radiation, what me worry?

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

that's cold