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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

Unironically one of the funniest "not the onion" headlines I've ever read. Usually they're depressing.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kind of amazing in a horrific way to be a Nazi and die at the hand of communism.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Eastern Front happened; surely communism was one of the biggest killers of Nazis?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't pay attention that day in history class

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't call that being a victim of communism personally. Victim of war more like.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good. GOOD!

The list is not big enough.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I hated everything about this monument as someone who lives in the city but now I'm proud of it