"I'm out of the office wearing the same dirty clothes for the fifth day in a row. I am alone and depressed. I can't afford rent, let alone a tree. I've been binge-watching porn and sleeping non-stop. Baileys is my breakfast. 40oz are my water. I will return, depressed."
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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