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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine has a knob that dings when it hits zero. The only way to turn it off is to twist the knob to zero, so it dings regardless.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Then it will leave the light on

Electrical tape

[–] stray@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, that's easy. Just jam something in the little door slots so it thinks it's closed. Perfectly safe.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Huh, mine just completely turns off after the door is open no light or noise.

[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For those who don't know, on most Microwaves if you hold one of the numbers (mine is the 1 button) for about 5 seconds it will silence the beeping.

You're welcome.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We recently did this, it was a game changer.

Now the main problem is that my microwave is also a convection oven and they did not design good enough thermal insulation for the electronics, specifically the display. Gradually, one by one, the segments in the display stop working.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Mine does not even have number buttons. Just a bunch for different settings and a dial.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

TIL! thank you.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

I like knowing when I should pinch it off.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I took mine apart and ripped out the bell. Caution, massive capacitors can kill, even after unplugged.

[–] stray@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

I just held down two buttons simultaneously like it said in the manual.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That one second was the difference between ice cold and scalding hot.

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So it's not just me?

I thought my microwave was broken lol, coz I put something in the microwave for an entire minute, still completely cold. OK let's try 20 seconds more, burning hot.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Stopping the microwave also changes the cook timings.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I need the image without text lmao

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 months ago

Yandex Reverse Image search

I had a microwave for years that had a split second where you could pop it open, after the time ran out but before the bell rang. It became a family challenge for anyone using it. Aside from the ex, but she was a bit of a happiness-sink.