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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Why are you rating the game on how conventionally attractive the characters are anyway? It's a game, not a horny boomer ad for beer.

Actually, only slightly related, but one thing annoying about US movies and TV compared to say, British stuff is that every actor looks too much like a fucking actor. What I mean is, they all look generically handsome/beautiful and it makes no sense because in real life not everyone looks like that. In fact most people don't. I'm not saying don't cast conventionally attractive people, but maybe don't have your entire cast look like they came from a runway? It makes your movie look too fake.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that's because you can't be a successful actor in am*rica unless:

  1. you're very conventionally attractive
  2. your roles revolve around not being very conventionally attractive
[–] tane@lemy.lol 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I just watched a Rick Moranis movie the other day and thought to myself more actors should look like Rick these days

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We need more silly little guy actors! I agree!

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow just calling us all ugly. I think stephen merchant is the hottest guy ever actually

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

As a member of the colonies I can call you stinky Brits whatever I like

Neener neener

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

E33 doesnt have nude sam bridges showering cutscene repeated 4000 times with multiple variations so that makes E33 woke DEI. Kojimas work always has turbo horny undertones and death stranding is no different. Also Maelle is a child also Gustave is by far the hottest character in the game which makes E33 woke

[–] tane@lemy.lol 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Feel like I need to point out the E33 girl in the og tweet is 15 years old

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

That's why the CHUDs like her so much.

It's also telling that the "anti woke" crowd picked the 16 year old in the game 🤮 Lune is beautiful and not a child! Why not her?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely the Gamers. Grifters just goad chuds into giving them money.