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‘GETTING A GRIP’ [OC] (little diddy from them ol’ archives) (feddit.nl)

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry. I'll be washing my brains out with bleach in the other room if you need me.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds like a Jeffrey Dahmer kinda thing to do, but you do you. 🥸

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it make it Jeffrey Dahmer coded if I do it to myself?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps not, unless you really want to turn yourself into a zombie-like sex slave or whatever. 😉

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am already my own sex slave. I just want to get the image of the quadruple amputee being grabbed by the pussy out of my head. Or just the whole comic.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, good luck with that. 🫡

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In this case the fist jam might be more effective.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh. This reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. 🙄

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your ex-girlfriend was my first thought too.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

I know. She got “around”. 😒

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I mean, the president said it!

Ah, crap. I haven't taken my horse dewormer this month to get rid of the virus that doesn't actually exist...

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

No, it still wouldn't be okay because there's no need to use the vulgar term when "crotch" works just as well. A consensual threesome where the woman is turned on by the vulgar term being used would be okay, though!