I once visited a house every few weeks for 9 years, owners said they had a cat. Took me 7 years before I finally caught a glimpse of it as it went running past me toward the back rooms. Some cats are really just not up for company.
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Some cats are really just not up for company
*stranger company. They can be perfectly fine with the company they are living with, but not outsiders.
Your guests should probably feed the cat more treats
You guys have guests?
Unless it's me visiting, other people cats love me
Mines the opposite. He immediately tries to climb into the lap of and forehead bump everyone who comes to my house. Gets quite annoyed if they don't sit down so he can.