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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How does one resign from a position that the court ruled you were never legally appointed to?

On an unrelated note, I am hereby resigning from my role as God emperor of the United Kingdom- a beautiful territory that I have brought much joy and prosperity to under my reign- despite never having set foot there.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No problem! You owe me $5000 in taxes.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I think you mean owed, you just resigned.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She has that Mar-a-logo face. Why do women do that?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Probably comes from having to be around certain people🦧 for extended periods of time.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

She’s perfected the “ resting bitch face “.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resting_bitch_face

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

All those horrible smelling handy-j’s down the drain.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"you didn't fire me! I quit!" vibes

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

She was so successful defending Donny on fraud and defamation suits that she took that drive for success to the US Attorney's office, with predictable results.